doesn't waste time explaining or selling tiself to potential subscribers. You probably already know what this is about, because it's likely you've been referred to it by one of your obsessed friends. But in case you don't know what the drill is and find yourself as confused as I was in the beginning, I can spell it out flat for you: hot Latino guys you've never seen anywhere before, high-resolution photos so slick they could double as magazine shoots, 960 x 540 high definition video, barely compressed to 12 megabytes per second, a slick, barren website devoid of the usual gaudy porn-site stylings, and absolutely nothing else.
The members area is stylish, but sparce like the rest of the site. It's a big, long grid of models that you're recognize from the tour orgainzed by date on a dark, handsome page. New models show up ever three or four days, and are posted to the top of the page for convenience. They're notable for their exclusivity to UomoTV
, their authentic Latino beauty, and some combination of handsome face, hot body, huge cock, or all three -- a winning formula by any standard.
Clicking a model's photo takes you to a page where you can view videos and photos of that model, simply enough. Videos are available for streaming and download in a couple different quality variations, capping out at the afore-mentioned large 'n' lovely 950x540 at 12 megabytes per second. If you're not sure you want to comit to a download like that, there's a flash video preview embedded on video pages where viewers can get an idea of whether a scene is going to tickle their pickle or not. Even preview videos are a nice meaty 800 pixels wide, though obviously a lower, more appropriate bit rate.UomoTV
just screams quality and exclusivity, and quality is the primary asset of the site, which features absolutely no bonus content or any type of feature besides the simple model catalog, and a cohesive interface.
The message here is simple: Gorgeous men with big dicks in high definition footage don't really demand a whole lot of dressign up with splashy page designs or raunchy slogals plastered over them. If those kinds of sites give you a headache and you like Latino men, UomoTV
is your much-needed respite and an incredible value, with a loyalty rate of only 19.95 after one single billing cycle at 24.95.